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- I'm Yaro - I'm Tetsuya - I'm Ndaho - I'm Toshio - I'm Gimhar - I'm Meshia
- Have you ever played a horse race? - No, we haven't
At the end of May last year, there was a hot horse race called Nippon Derby, which only takes place once a year
- I bet 1.5 million yen last year - Wow, 1.5 million yen!
- Were you an amateur? - I was an amateur, but when I chose my name, people around me said I chose a really good one
- Oh - It was about 4th or 5th in popularity and was of a foreign race
- The risk and return were just right - I see
- If you were to win, you'd be 3rd or 4th in popularity - Wow, that's a lot
- That's a lot of money - How much did you win?
- I won a dobe - You won a dobe? How much did you win?
- I won 1.5 million yen - What?
- I won 1 million yen - 1.5 million yen
- That's crazy! - Go!
- Go!
- Can I say something? - What did you say?
- Dobe - What?
- I lost 1.5 million yen! - That's scary! That's where gambling is scary
- It doesn't matter if you lose 1.5 million yen - Wow
- I never won a dobe, and I never won anything fun - That's crazy!
- I'm shocked that you lost 1.5 million yen - Yeah
- My junior challenged me last time - Oh, yeah
- There was a 1,000 yen horse in front of me, and I barely lost - I didn't think I'd win this much - With 1,000 yen?
- Yeah, with 1,000 yen - I didn't win 1.5 million yen
I'm so frustrated.
So, I hope you enjoy this race.
I want you to bet on this race.
How about 10,000 or 20,000 yen?
No, it's fine.
No way.
I stole 1.5 million yen last year.
It doesn't make sense for you to take it.
I want you to bet 200,000 yen.
That's weird.
I want you to bet 200,000 yen.
200,000 yen?
It's the amount of oil I worked for a year.
That's amazing.
If you ask me to bet on this race,
it would be rude of me.
So, only one person will bet on this race.
The loser will bet on this race.
So, I will bet on this race.
I will bet on this race.
You are rude.
If you lose 200,000 yen, it's a penalty game.
But if you win 200,000 yen, it's a chance game.
You will get a chance.
If you lose 200,000 yen, it's a penalty game.
I want you to bet 400,000 yen.
No, I want you to bet 10 million yen.
How much does that amount cost you?
I think it costs me thousands of dollars.
If you win, you can broadcast the news, right?
200,000 yen is a big amount of money.
It's up to you whether you want to bet on it or not.
You can bet on a safe place.
You can bet on a big place.
At the Japan Derby I participated in,
there was a race where I won.
I'm sure of it.
There were people who bet several million yen, but we were in 4th place.
Last year, these four people ran a marathon and Ryo lost.
But Ryo is in now, so he will definitely win.
But I'm very likely to lose.
That's what happened.
Last year, Ryo really lost in this.
Did Ryo become an influencer?
Yes, I became an influencer.
I was enjoying it in junior high school.
Stop it!
I've noticed it for the first time.
Stop it, memories of Tokai Check Game.
I'll decide the problem.
This is "Refugee Derby".
I'll make 4 races.
I'll give you 20 points.
You can bet on it.
The person with the lowest score will lose.
It's an easy-to-understand rule.
Did you make it?
Yes, I made it.
So, I want to know the result.
So, it's a game to read Tetsuya's mind.
Yes, it is.
I see.
I think it has a high synchro rate.
I see.
I think it has a high synchro rate.
So, shall we start?
Yes, let's start.
Let's watch it.
Yes!
Refugee Derby
What did you make?
It's hard to say "I made a race".
Let's watch the race and the horse.
Here it is.
Let's watch the race and the horse.
I see.
It's today.
It's a while ago.
Wow!
It doesn't make sense which one wins.
Oh, no, no, no!
- Huh?! - Which one?!
Wait, if you think about it normally, it's not funny.
Write it down! Write it down!
Which one is it?! Which one is it?!
- Ah, I might have made a mistake! - Whaaaaat?!
There's 20 of them, so if you think about it normally, it's a 5-point game.
But I feel like if you read Spitzer's mind, there's a chance of a draw in the second half.
- I guess. - Well, the ratio was kind of nice just now.
Yeah, but if you just draw one point here and get a draw right away, there's a chance of it.
- There is! - There is!
- That's gambling! - That's gambling!
You can go all-in on all four races.
All-in, win! All-in, win! All-in, win!
- If you do that, you'd be really cool. - Yeah, you'd be really cool.
Oh, no! I want to gamble!
- There's a 200-point limit, right? - That's right.
- Alright! - If you're scared of 20 coins, there's a 200-point limit.
- Yeah, you're right. - Alright, let's start with Mussan.
I don't know about you, but I chose beer.
It's carbonated, so you might not be aware of it, but it was a little expensive, so you might have expected it.
- But it's not a game, especially since it's cold. - Oh!
I chose 5 beers!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Beer gabri! - I also want to drink a beer quickly.
- I got hit with beer in volumes and I wrote "haaa!".
- I will spend three kilograms of salmon roe and sea urchin. - Oh!
- I haven't predicted that yet. - Three calories and meat.
- Wow! - I also thought of that.
- This is a scene where you go to a place you don't think.
When you are all here, would you like to start the first race right away?
Yes!
Yes! Please!
We're counting on you!
First race...
is this!
Wait, I have a bad feeling about this!
That has nothing to do with it...
It's starting!
Go!
Go! Go!
To where you want the rice balls!
You can go get the rice balls!
Hurry up! Hurry!
Go! Go! Go!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Go! Go!
It's in it's in!
Quickly!
Rice balls!
Quickly!
Passed!
What is that?!
Eh?!
Calories are bad!
What is this?!
Rice balls! Passed!
Call for help!
Passed!
Hey! Hurry up and drink it!
Rice ball!
Rice ball here! Rice ball here!
Rice ball here!
But it's gone!
Woooooo!
It's finished...
Wow, that's rough!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Why didn't you guess the most popular ones?
Seriously?
You guys are competitive.
Seriously?
I could see that you guys are not the only ones who are like that.
I did it!
I sucked five times!
This is huge!
So, all of you are 17, 17, 15, 17, right?
Yes!
I thought you were going to stab me with a rice ball!
It might be really funny!
Wait, this is crazy!
When you came in,
I thought you were going to stab me with a rice ball!
But you came out!
Okay, let's move on to the second race.
It's already starting!
This is bad!
Well, first of all, this is a place where you can sink once in a video.
It's hard to sink.
Well, it's usually like that in 1, 2, 3 series.
But you are human beings.
This is it.
Oh!
Wow! Wait a minute!
Wow!
Yes!
Well, you can write it in hiragana.
No, I don't know!
Yes, yes, I wrote it!
Yes, then, Toshimichi will go first!
I'm No. 3 popular!
Eyebrows! Four!
Hmm!
Four! It seems easy to write, isn't it?
It's simple.
Well, you're No. 2 popular, aren't you?
Huh?
Well, I'm No. 3 popular, too.
Huh? Huh?
- They're exactly the same. - Yeah, they're the same.
- Look. - No, they're not.
- They're the same! - No, they're not.
- Okay, Ryo, where are you? - Eyebrows.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Well, this is my second race, and I feel like I'm gonna win at least the second one.
- Yeah, you're right. - Yeah, you're right.
- It's all about Tetsuya. - Psychologically, yeah.
- I'm gonna compete where Tetsuya's distracted.
- I'm gonna draw 7 eyebrows. - Huh?!
- All of them?!
- Eyebrows?! - All of them?!
- Isn't that amazing?!
- Okay, here we go. - Okay.
- The second race is... - This one!
- Here we go. - Here we go!
- Okay, comb your hair. - Okay, comb your hair.
- Hurry up! - You're too fast!
- No, wait! - Wait, don't take a break!
- No, no, don't take a break!
- Oh, wait, Tasukiharu! - Tasukiharu!
- Isn't it Tasukiharu?! - No, it can't be!
- It can't be! Tasukiharu's gonna lose!
- How's that?! - Huh?!
- Huh?! Tasukiharu's- - You're wrong!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- You're wrong!
- Why?! - Why?!
- Wait, the first one's bad!
- The first one's bad!
- 3.1 points!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Wait, this is bad!
- Close it! Close it! Close it!
- Okay, okay, okay!
- What are you doing?!
- Huh?!
- I can't say it in kanji, so...
- Oh, no! Eyebrows! Let's just draw!
- Yeah!
- Wow!
- You're weird!
- This is a potato!
- What did you think it was?!
- I couldn't think of any other kanji,
- but I thought it'd be easy with just eyebrows.
- I couldn't read that,
- but the results are alright.
- Wow!
- Everyone, you're all correct.
- 29 points. - 29.
- 30. - 38.
- You lost by a little.
- We have two matches left. It's gonna be a hot battle.
- I really don't know what's gonna happen.
- This is the third race.
- Huh?!
- Good luck!
- Huh?! Who are you competing against?!
- Who are you competing against?!
- Hahaha!
- Oh!
- Ahhh!
- This is the worst!
- What is that?!
- It's funny! Gorgeous! Vegeta!
- It has nothing to do with the match!
- What is that?!
- I don't know!
- Wait!
- The information is only written here.
- This is so unfortunate!
- I want to poop.
- Combat power...
- Combat power of 24,000...
- Is it gonna be a normal match?
- If that's the case, it's scary.
- If you win even one match, it's 24,000.
- It's gonna be 4,000 times. - Nooo! I'm gonna go home!
- That was close! - I don't know about "close"! - What do you mean "close"?!
- Alright, let's start with Mushi-san. - Normally, I think of Tony-san.
- But I'm in first place right now, and my combat power is 110. It's very delicious.
- I'll give you one. It's rude of me, but I'll give you one to win.
- This is the most logical way of saying it. - What?!
- It's obvious. I hate logical people! - Alright, you start.
- I had a hope in "?" - Wow, that's amazing!
- My combat power is lower than "few", and it's probably one time lower. - It's like zero point something!
- It's here! It's here! - It's here! It's here! - I won, but still!
- I know! - But I'll give you a 7! - Oh, you gave me a 7!
- If you lose badly like this... - You can win this, right?
It's possible.
It's almost impossible.
It's like we're wearing the same thing again.
At first, that R. Fushimoza.
Vegeta-san.
On the contrary,
Vegeta-san,
I feel like I can't win.
At that time, the force suddenly
activated in the wall and
two cards.
But it's possible.
Naito-san can't win.
LOL
As expected of Naito.
I think it's possible.
Now, finally.
It's starting.
I'm scared.
The third race will begin.
I'm counting on you.
I'm counting on you, Tommy.
It's in! It's in!
No way...
Thank goodness.
I'm so happy it's in.
What is it? What is it?
Thank goodness it's in.
I'm so happy it's in.
What is it? What is it?
I'm dying!
It's in!
Speed doesn't matter!
Thank goodness it's in!
What about you, Yoshida?
Thank goodness it's in!
What is it? What is it?
What's going on?
What is it?
It's not just alive.
It's breathing! It's breathing!
It's in! It's in!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
What is it? What is it?
It's in! It's in!
Which one is it? Which one is it?
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness! Thank goodness!
Thank goodness!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
Minus two points!
That's why you shouldn't use your head like this!
It's cheating!
You're putting me in seventh place!
Don't use your head like that!
You shouldn't use your head like that!
You're putting your head in a weird direction!
Don't be stupid!
It's boring!
You're going to be first place from the beginning!
You're going to be first place!
You're stupid!
You put me in seventh place!
That's right!
Minus fourteen points!
You have fifteen points left!
You put me in second place!
That was close!
I'm glad you put me in second place!
Yumemaru, you're in trouble!
Yumemaru, you're in big trouble!
Aren't you going to be first place on Halloween?
On Halloween?
If you put me in tenth place or more,
Yumemaru might not be able to win!
That's not true!
That's not fair!
It costs two hundred yen!
It doesn't matter how you win!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Even so, I couldn't win against Super Saiyan!
Why did you do it so fast?
Why did you make such a request?
You're worried about Tommy, aren't you?
Tommy exploded!
Isn't that a yarisomi?
You're eating it properly!
You're acting like you're eating it!
It's like a metal detector!
It comes out and moves and explodes!
Thank you very much, Japan!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
It's the last round!
I'm really excited!
I don't know what's going to happen!
It's the last round!
Here is the final round!
What is it?
Is it Hokkaido Manasanta again?
So that's what it is!
I see!
This is really lucky!
This is bad!
This is really lucky!
These four people!
If you think about it normally, it's Shiba Inu Dome!
Yumemaru!
What?!
Wait a minute!
I don't know!
Wait a minute!
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, okay!
It's the last question!
What is it?!
I don't know what it is!
Isn't it the one you made on Twitter?
The one with the image?
Yeah!
And after Shosuten, Komakkei...
But...
No, it's not Shosuten!
Really?!
Shiba Inu is 3,581 times!
I didn't notice!
Yumemaru is 2,210 times!
Really?!
It's Kamma!
It's the last one!
Come on!
I don't know!
What kind of bokeh will Ketsuya do with these four people?
That's what it is.
Wait a minute!
It's 2 million, everyone!
It's 2 million! Seriously!
How long are you going to do this for?
Let's start with people with the most number of cards.
Yes!
I have 37 cards now.
I'm going to aim for first place.
I have 30 cards in my dream bar.
Oh!
You're saying it!
Why do you have 30 cards in your dream bar?
You're saying it!
Don't do it!
I still have 7 cards in my dream bar.
I see.
There is also a possibility that someone will win.
By the way...
Why do you have 30 cards in your dream bar?
If I win, I can fight with all-in Shibayu against me with 30 cards in my dream bar.
I see.
In other words...
I have 15 cards in my dream bar.
Oh!
I thought someone would win, so I left 14 cards.
I think it's very common for third-place winners to win.
I see.
Tetsuya knows it, so if you don't say it, people will think you're third-place winner.
Can I say it?
Yes.
I have 3 cards in my dream bar.
What?!
3 cards?!
Yes.
I'm going to leave a few cards in my dream bar.
If someone wins all-in, I'm going to win a few cards in my dream bar.
You're going to leave a few cards in your dream bar.
Oh, no!
This is for me.
Oh, no!
I'm getting very excited.
I didn't know Yumemaru would be third-place.
Yumemaru is not third-place.
Yumemaru is stupid.
I see.
Yumemaru may be very smart right now.
That's amazing.
He may be a loser.
Toshin, why don't you say it?
I'd like to say it.
I, Yumemaru, have 5 cards.
And you have 1 card.
You have 5 cards?!
This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
Everyone!
No way!
Everyone!
No way!
At this point, I don't think Toshin and I have any reason to lose.
I don't know about that.
But Yumemaru is still winning and winning all-in.
That's a good thing.
Yumemaru is changing his old picture and losing a lot of weight and becoming first-place.
That's right.
He looks like he's going to lose a lot of weight.
I can't wait for Shibayu to become first in a sudden diversity and become first.
I know.
I know Shibayu is going to lose a lot of weight.
Here we go.
Okay!
This race is worth 2 million yen!
This is the reality of the Japanese Derby for me.
I only thought about winning about 200 yen.
Ender, Miso, Sashikado, I'm sorry.
The final race.
Okay!
Let's go!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
How can I make you run?
I'm looking forward to it.
It's hard.
I see.
I think I can do it.
But you've been in Hokkaido for a long time.
I've been in Hokkaido for a long time.
It's amazing.
It's still okay.
Toshimitsu!
He's still calm.
Shibayu!
He fell down.
But...
Yumemaru is changing his picture and losing a lot of weight and becoming first in a sudden diversity and becoming first.
I'm in trouble now.
What the hell are you doing?
Go, Yamamura!
Go!
I'm here, too!
Go!
Ryogoku-san, you're holding hands.
I've gained weight!
I did it!
I'll get fat.
I'll get fat!
Go!
I did it!
Ah!
It's gone!
What's going on?
What's wrong?
Wow!
I don't know anymore.
Wow, Yumemaru!
Wow!
Which one?
I don't know anymore.
Wow!
Go, Yumemaru!
What's going to happen?
Ah!
Wait! Is it alive?
Ah!
Oh, no!
It's a booster!
Ah!
I knew it!
Ah!
(Well)
I see
So, everybody drank too much!
Since we all drank too much,
BAN MUSAN!
Ooh, you were the one!
I'm a dude, too!
You told me you were gonna lose, but you didn't say it
I know some guys who say "Musan drink too much" in the comment section
I know you
I knew you were up to it
Why? I was trying to lose
No way! I knew you were going to bet on Shiba Inu!
I thought you were going to win.
I know.
The video was funny. It must have been hard.
The final race must have taken 5 or 6 hours.
Wow.
So, Mushi will bet 2 million yen on Nippon Derby.
But I won't bet 10 million yen for that.
See you at Nippon Derby! Bye!